new home of America's future pastime.
The future is now.
Well, a little bit ahead of now.
You'll know it when you see it.
Anyway, Honkbag is coming.
Until then wait.
Maybe read a book or something.
Play with a loved one.
Your bathroom could use some cleaning.
Official Rules of Honkbag
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